i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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