If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I need a beard to bite.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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