you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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