Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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