with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
