Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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