im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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