I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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