sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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