I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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