'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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