i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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