That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
