What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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