So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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