Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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