he referred to my room as the tit cave...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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