trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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