wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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