i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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