I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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