Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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