walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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