Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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