she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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