If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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