Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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