What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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