Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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