I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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