I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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