Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
even my farts smell like vagina
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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