I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
