I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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