Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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