I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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