quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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