used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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