with your own penis?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
