it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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