I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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