How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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