He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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