sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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