True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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