i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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