..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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