when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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