She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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