Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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