KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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