To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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