he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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